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by fatty:( / 04/15/2011 at 5:30am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
by Joey / 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 12:16pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:39am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Transportation
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by beforegirl / 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/06/2010 at 12:36am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Triumvirate / 10/16/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
by mrsfantastic / 09/12/2010 at 10:02am / United Kingdom / Love
by Lauren / 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by TextsAlot / 08/26/2010 at 12:08am / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by Speedy / 07/20/2010 at 9:33am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Transportation
by Stevo / 06/18/2010 at 3:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…