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  • Town/Country : Wichita, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 August 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 5
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About fearswithin : Well, wouldnt you like to know...i would tell u bout myself butwhats,the point..not like anyone reads this..right?

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Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML

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On 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm - kids - by Joey - United States (California)

Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn't know, since I'm a vegetarian. His reply was, "Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer." FML

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73 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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On 01/06/2011 at 2:49am - money - by Username -

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

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On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

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174 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML

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140 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML

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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

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On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)



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