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by badidea / 12/23/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
by Bob / 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
by John / 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Miscellaneous
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
by dan / 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Hairytoes / 10/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sweatstreaks / 09/16/2011 at 5:38am / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Miscellaneous
by dragos_dgt / 09/02/2011 at 3:48am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Work
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by painful / 07/24/2011 at 4:55am / Norway (Akershus) / Transportation
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
by grenade / 07/17/2011 at 2:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
by Evan Chong / 07/13/2011 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML
by emegemerald / 07/04/2011 at 12:13am / United States / Animals
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by bobo / 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by embarassed / 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…