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Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
by wetandnaked / 07/09/2012 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Health
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
by WaffleMan / 06/08/2012 at 7:58am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by runner2731 / 06/08/2012 at 4:09am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by thedri11 / 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
by The Bearded Woman / 05/29/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Ladieda / 05/28/2012 at 6:15am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Miscellaneous
by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/24/2012 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
by SomePeoplesKids / 05/08/2012 at 2:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
by dreefsa / 02/05/2012 at 3:08am / United States (California) / Transportation
by cul8erqtpie20 / 01/03/2012 at 11:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
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