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fbethslife

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 December 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1575
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About fbethslife : Of all the FMLs I've submitted, the only one that was posted was one I sent in from my boyfriend. When I wasn't logged in. FML

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fbethslife's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (2974)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML

#17426270
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28730) - you deserved it (2404)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, our AC broke. It's 98 degrees inside the house. My parents will be staying at a 5 star resort until the repairman can come to fix the unit in 6 days. They made me stay home to make sure the plants survive. FML

#17425699
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33436) - you deserved it (2807)

On 08/10/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

#17425463
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34221) - you deserved it (6369)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32813) - you deserved it (9101)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

#17423512
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31898) - you deserved it (3646)

On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36961) - you deserved it (7629)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58479) - you deserved it (5852)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58216) - you deserved it (4879)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26909) - you deserved it (6083)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

#17398167
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39122) - you deserved it (4676)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML

#17394740
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28106) - you deserved it (2298)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Username - Reserved

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38081) - you deserved it (4007)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52332) - you deserved it (9986)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML

#7336575
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19512) - you deserved it (4025)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Jaayoung23 - Sent from mobile version



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