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About fayemae : Miles low? Yeah awesome/. Look him up bc he is awesome. Well anywhore.. Fml is very funny I love it.... Reading about people's fails in life? Oh yeah.
Btw Ik there is a pic of a cat but I'm not obsessed w cats I have a dog... Just had to say that so you don't think I'm a cat hoarder... Which u prob think I am now.. Like I care well I'm not anywhoree byee

IG: bluebabyponey12
Follow me since ur here anyways k well byee

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Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (118326) - you deserved it (7185)

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