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fayemae
  • Town/Country : ohio, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fayemae : Miles low? Yeah awesome/. Look him up bc he is awesome. Well anywhore.. Fml is very funny I love it.... Reading about people's fails in life? Oh yeah.
Btw Ik there is a pic of a cat but I'm not obsessed w cats I have a dog... Just had to say that so you don't think I'm a cat hoarder... Which u prob think I am now.. Like I care well I'm not anywhoree byee

IG: bluebabyponey12
Follow me since ur here anyways k well byee

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Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22773) - you deserved it (2004)

On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (2906)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9981) - you deserved it (25340)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31385) - you deserved it (3517)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (3576)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15869) - you deserved it (58100)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36860) - you deserved it (3773)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28745) - you deserved it (3921)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8473) - you deserved it (36712)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

#12929120
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33706) - you deserved it (16949)

On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

#9087167
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17783) - you deserved it (7671)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28662) - you deserved it (8187)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9945) - you deserved it (27210)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:26am - animals - by damncat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17387) - you deserved it (43670)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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304 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - Sent from mobile version



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