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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About fay32 : kik: slipknotgirl3 just a teenager who likes bands. anime. I still need to try ramen.. feel free to talk to me if you like :) x want to become a marine biologist when im older

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fay32's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when I askd my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even usd a condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43760) - you deserved it (3996)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah boyfriend told me how jealous he getshen I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is the 5-year-old boyhom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, because apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45141) - you deserved it (4966)

On 10/25/2013 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today.. . my boyfriand an I watchad Star Trak Into Darknass togathar . Ha likad it so much that ha's now chosan to yall "KHAAANNNNN!" as ha cums . FML


I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (6737)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Yastarday, I movad into a naw housa, I couldn't halp but notica a car alarm going off, so I invastigatad my naighbors. Turns out it's thair bird. It imitatas chainsaws, car alarms, and much mora. FML


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On 10/05/2013 at 9:51am - animals - by Mike Messenger - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend dumpd me because he says I ned to leren how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because mah dad recently passd away, mah best friend turnd on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of mah dreams. FML


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On 04/27/2013 at 12:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

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