About favorite : I have tuns of sweg and I fuked ur bich 420 Baez it fgt
favorite's FML badges
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
favorite's favorite FMLs
by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, I quit my job at a retail store to become a 911 operator. One call in "Thank you for calling… Today, I happened to let my dogs outside and they wouldn't quit barking so, I checked to see what… Today, I realized I despise most of my friends and will do anything to avoid them. Including hiding…