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fatjacks
  • Town/Country : Dallas, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fatjacks : Hello there! I'm Rebecca.
I love movies, music, video games, photography, reading, The Walking Dead, and anime.
I'm single but my heart is taken.
I love cats and pandas.
I try my best to use correct grammar.
I get on this site everyday, but I hardly ever comment because I can't think of any witty comments. ):
Do people actually read these things?


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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
620 comments

I agree, your life sucks (550207) - you deserved it (35356)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

#924163
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100860) - you deserved it (3612)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - health - by Fitz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (199482) - you deserved it (58863)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7453) - you deserved it (28254)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)



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