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  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Mr
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 September 1993 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 4198
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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About fatehatesme09

I am here to help FMLers, and write some of my own FMLs along the way. I will heal your pain, mend your problems, fix your emotional wounds. For I am...The Doctor.(hopefully someone will get the reference =/)

Lemme tell you some of my personal info because I'm bored and I have no homework:
I perfer Alternative music, I've been Atheistic as of 7th grade, and my favorite subject is science.

I'll be back with more useless updates but until then cya later!!!

fatehatesme09's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36971) - you totally deserved it (1914)

On 09/17/2009 at 9:59am - health - by cramps (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Today, I was at work in a lab. I spent all day growing a large bacterial culture. I went to retrieve it, only to find that someone had turned the incubation shaker up too high, and my flask had flown off and shattered. Not only did I lose all my work, but now the whole room is a biohazard. FML

I agree, your life sucks (28486) - you totally deserved it (1777)

On 07/18/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by startingover (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83242) - you totally deserved it (7581)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (385112) - you totally deserved it (67486)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by jgondi1 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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