I am here to help FMLers, and write some of my own FMLs along the way. I will heal your pain, mend your problems, fix your emotional wounds. For I am...The Doctor.(hopefully someone will get the reference =/)
Lemme tell you some of my personal info because I'm bored and I have no homework:
I perfer Alternative music, I've been Atheistic as of 7th grade, and my favorite subject is science.
I'll be back with more useless updates but until then cya later!!!
Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36971) - you totally deserved it (1914)
On 09/17/2009 at 9:59am - health - by cramps (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was at work in a lab. I spent all day growing a large bacterial culture. I went to retrieve it, only to find that someone had turned the incubation shaker up too high, and my flask had flown off and shattered. Not only did I lose all my work, but now the whole room is a biohazard. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28486) - you totally deserved it (1777)
On 07/18/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by startingover (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
I agree, your life sucks (83242) - you totally deserved it (7581)
On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (385112) - you totally deserved it (67486)
On 02/27/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by jgondi1 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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