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by sleeper / 03/02/2010 at 12:05am / Transportation
Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying "yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them". FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2010 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2010 at 10:49am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by baybuh / 12/30/2009 at 12:26pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/30/2009 at 4:35pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
by PigPen / 09/27/2009 at 1:00am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by FGum / 07/30/2009 at 1:56am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by sadgf / 07/25/2009 at 12:25am / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
by vomitingnow / 07/22/2009 at 12:12am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lawliet_L / 07/17/2009 at 11:54am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2009 at 1:07am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…