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by wowthatwould / 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 6:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by devinchi / 11/11/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Health
Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML
by cristina_laila / 10/15/2011 at 9:13pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by thedeerman / 09/17/2011 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by aru9 / 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by girlsx2mom / 08/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States / Intimacy
by NotSoAnon / 08/13/2011 at 11:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
by squishylog / 08/12/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
by stepsister / 06/10/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
by sad / 05/05/2011 at 10:40am / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Love
- Today, I spent about 200 bucks on a new phone, because mine wouldn't ring when people calledD me,… Today, I was told by the girl I spent over a thousand dollars flying cross-country to get away from… Today, I was power cleaning in weights class. I went to help my crush with her form so I showed her…
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…