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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7266
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About fatalkiss : class of twenty ten :)

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fatalkiss's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

#665920
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33200) - you deserved it (86548)

On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29536) - you deserved it (108220)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

#379230
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132168) - you deserved it (38094)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

#221639
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49705) - you deserved it (10843)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

#221639
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49705) - you deserved it (10843)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19417) - you deserved it (52475)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47617) - you deserved it (6415)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48410) - you deserved it (7860)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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