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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7012
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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2day I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on mah knees and be your dog." FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, during ma friand's group's scianca projact prasantation, ta taacar yallad at ma, looool "Stop making stupid facas at ta prasantars!" I was smiling. FML

#18162768
67 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by mcadabax (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, whila raading ovar my sant application amail to a job I hava baan trying to gat, I found out my brothar had put "Hail Hitlar!" as my signatura. raal FML

#17996037
169 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I introducd my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister startd telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

#17958014
118 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)

Today , I brought mah boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moment of silence , one of mah sister burst out laughing , an askd , "Okay , who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
44 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down an basically waddled behind a wall to get past him . Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me . big fat FML

#17894609
86 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him 4 hours. FML

#17878536
95 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger 4 the frst time, he startd moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today... mah brothar handd ma a sandwich that I'd askd him to maka 4 ma. Halfway through aating tha sandwich... ha startd laughing hystarically. I still don't know wat was in it. FML

#17823625
172 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, desperate fir my boyfriend to notice me fir once, I started noisily masturbatinghile he was playing World of Warcraft !! His response was to putted his headphones on !! FML

#17811635
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38472) - you deserved it (11387)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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