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fatalblue06

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About fatalblue06 : Hard of hearing and laid back.

"Dude, the bong water reeks like your girlfriend's ass!"

fatalblue06's page activity

Visits<b>gnj123</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 9:34am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:49am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 10:24am<b>mellib381</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 6:47pm<b>Norden</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 11:45pm<b>xs4u</b> - the 03/02/2013 at 8:11pm<b>bullrider92</b> - the 06/03/2011 at 10:34pm<b>CaptainPickles72</b> - the 06/03/2011 at 6:04pm<b>sxe_beast</b> - the 06/03/2011 at 4:28pm<b>Iloreanes</b> - the 06/03/2011 at 2:45pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 12:49pm<b>mellib381</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 12:48am

fatalblue06's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

fatalblue06's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

by Username / 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Kids

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

by Anonyme / 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Animals

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

by leftbehind / 06/10/2011 at 7:40am / Colombia (Antioquia) / Transportation

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

by peaaaak / 06/03/2011 at 6:17am / United Kingdom (Thurrock) / Intimacy

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

by joeheathen / 11/13/2009 at 7:57am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I see my dad on a bike so I shout after him. He turns his head around and then runs into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

by Richocet / 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous