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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 March 1997 (17 years)
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About farleytb42 : Hey, i love hockey and martial arts and i work as a lifeguard

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Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21197) - you deserved it (54780)

On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML


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