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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About farewellthebeast : Hey ya'll its just me here I'm 19 as the profile says going to college for my history\education BS. I get on for entertainment and to know there are people who have days just as bad or worse then I do so I can see the beauty of life as it should be with all the human mistakes

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