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Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
by Laceylace / 03/22/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML
by SmileEveryday / 03/17/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (California) / Love
by bojangles / 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by dpl / 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by MLS / 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by chichi / 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by Oh really / 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love