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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 May 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (12423)

On 12/22/2014 at 10:04am - love - by cwhitney7 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML


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On 11/07/2014 at 7:28am - love - by Turnaround (woman) -

Today, I went to the public library for the first time ever. The librarian told me I couldn't get a library card because I had an outstanding balance of $130.00 from 1995. I was born in 1991. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49610) - you deserved it (4296)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by library book - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51888) - you deserved it (4466)

On 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46384) - you deserved it (5591)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (57471) - you deserved it (5091)

On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62915) - you deserved it (5370)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, a customer cussed me out for hiding behind the counter a jacket she's been "eyeing since it came out". She loudly exclaimed that she was going to report me to my manager and get me "fired." It was my personal jacket that we don't even sell. FML

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44485) - you deserved it (10806)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML


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On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45725) - you deserved it (3049)

On 05/07/2014 at 3:16pm - kids - by Arthur - United States

Today, I had just sat down in the lobby of my doctor's office when my phone alerted me that I had a friend request. I checked; it was from some girl from high school. I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp. She was sitting across from me. FML

Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML


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On 03/16/2014 at 4:10pm - money - by skyeraven (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42478) - you deserved it (3257)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58374) - you deserved it (2708)

On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

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