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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 465
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fandoms_unite : My name is Shirley and I like books and scary movies. That's all there is to say about me really :/

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Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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