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About fancyprosestyle : I'm a humanitarian and megalomaniac, what an odd combination. I'm also an activist in training for many different causes, and I absolutely love learning and anything related to the subject of communications. Of course, I'm a normal person too. You'll usually find my virtual voice dripping with sarcasm. Cheers!
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML
Monday 18 August 2014