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About fancyprosestyle : I'm a humanitarian and megalomaniac, what an odd combination. I'm also an activist in training for many different causes, and I absolutely love learning and anything related to the subject of communications. Of course, I'm a normal person too. You'll usually find my virtual voice dripping with sarcasm. Cheers!

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54501) - you deserved it (9242)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when my boyfriend's parents filed a lawsuit against my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48469) - you deserved it (6362)

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