About fancyprosestyle : I'm a humanitarian and megalomaniac, what an odd combination. I'm also an activist in training for many different causes, and I absolutely love learning and anything related to the subject of communications. Of course, I'm a normal person too. You'll usually find my virtual voice dripping with sarcasm. Cheers!
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
fancyprosestyle's favorite FMLs
Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML
by Anonymous / 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Juliet / 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to… Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to… Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as…