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Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML

#20027025
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On 08/17/2012 at 8:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

#20020595
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On 08/14/2012 at 12:52pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML

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233 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

#19986519
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On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML

#19986009
133 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 8:46pm - misc - by Carrie G. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

#19977285
280 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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166 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

#19961966
154 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
193 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

#19918510
153 comments

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On 07/10/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML

#19911168
161 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

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179 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML

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On 06/21/2012 at 12:11am - work - by daddy'sgirl - United States (Tennessee)



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