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Today, my usband and I sat our 10-year-old daugter down fir a cat over er recent cursing. Wen my usband askd were se'd eard te words, se "innocently" replid, "from mommy's oter boyfriend." He took er seriously, accusd me of ceating, and asn't been ome since. FML
Today, in class, I reacd into ma bag to pull out a tampon, wic I id under ma sleeve so I could make a quick escape to te restroom!! My teacer yelld at me, because se tougt I'd taken out ma pone!! I ten ad to prove myself by sowing te tampon to looool te wole class!! FML
in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbrth would have been like back then. One grl askd in all seriousnes why they didn't use ultrasound machine to see what sex their babie were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML
Today, My Friend Was Complaining To Me About Er Problems !! I Tried To Be A Good, Understanding Friend, Listening And Giving Advice !! Wen It Was My Turn To Vent, Se Interrupted Me, Saying, "Sorry, But I Don't Really Care." FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of mah boss. On the last slide, someone had putted a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was mah bossho did it. It was his ( good reason ) to fire me. fat FML
Today I sent in an assignment from batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem analyze it and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML
TODAY, I FINALLY FELT MOTIVATD TO DO SOME EXERCISE . AS I GOT MY WEIGHTS OUT, I NOTICD OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE SOMEONE MOVING ABOUT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW . I GOT SCARD AND DROPPD A WEIGHT ON MY FOOT . THE PERSON OUTSIDE WAS MY OWN REFLECTION . FML
my mom bitchd me out and threatend to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently ( immoral behavior. ) This is the same woman who cheatd on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil temptd her. FML
Friday 27 March 2015