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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 April 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 764
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9065) - you deserved it (36930)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51308) - you deserved it (2462)

On 08/08/2009 at 9:42am - misc - by oshitdonotwant (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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