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Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

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On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML

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On 09/23/2014 at 2:04pm - love - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my first ever job interview. I thought I was doing well, until the recruiter asked why he should hire me. The only thing I could say was "Because I'm really, really nervous right now?" FML

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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161 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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85 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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279 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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311 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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351 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too funny". FML

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

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326 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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225 comments

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On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)



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