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Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML

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On 09/23/2014 at 2:04pm - love - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my first ever job interview. I thought I was doing well, until the recruiter asked why he should hire me. The only thing I could say was "Because I'm really, really nervous right now?" FML

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

#21020870
85 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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278 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too funny". FML

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63 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

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324 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870
224 comments

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On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity I sent him a song I wrote for him about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him claiming he had written it. They are back together. FML

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155 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:18am - love - by sadsongstress (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

#2933331
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On 06/16/2009 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

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175 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by ConnorFails (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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