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Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

#492
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17835) - you deserved it (6777)

On 12/11/2008 at 5:40am - misc - by Pfff - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30045) - you deserved it (8484)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19060) - you deserved it (137173)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18442) - you deserved it (84275)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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