Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 696
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

falloutNV's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:21pm<b>NickPowers55</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 12:31am<b>datuglykorean</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 5:43pm<b>gimmiekitties</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 10:18pm<b></b> - the 01/24/2011 at 4:14pm<b>attatood</b> - the 01/01/2011 at 10:44pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:21am

falloutNV's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

falloutNV's favorite FMLs

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML


I agree, your life sucks (67591) - you deserved it (8635)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by notmyday (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22057) - you deserved it (52496)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (255736) - you deserved it (87426)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: