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by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by parentof5 / 04/23/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Kids
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
by NathanPlays / 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by bham boy / 04/20/2011 at 4:10am / Work
by randa / 04/19/2011 at 2:38am / Kids
by ridella / 04/08/2011 at 6:35am / Health
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
by nmaidkieavg / 01/25/2011 at 1:13am / Miscellaneous
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
by chelseaface / 01/21/2011 at 10:13am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Zmeilerr / 01/15/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
by jessefonsexy. / 12/07/2010 at 6:08am / United States (Georgia) / Work
by miiiiilk / 12/05/2010 at 6:12am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
by ashbox233 / 11/08/2010 at 11:18pm / United States (California) / Love