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Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States
Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 7:49pm - health - by cheerymama (woman) - United States
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML
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Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by hannaaaahr (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)
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