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by chubbyreddevil / 01/31/2012 at 1:12am / United States / Work
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ???? / 01/25/2012 at 1:32am / United States / Health
by emma209 / 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
by wrecked / 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm / United States / Transportation
by cheerymama / 01/22/2012 at 7:49pm / United States / Health
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by moorox45 / 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
by Julez / 01/14/2012 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
by hannaaaahr / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Health
Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML
by RatFailure / 01/11/2012 at 12:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by barface / 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…