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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 February 1996 (19 years)
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Today I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and postd it on Facebook . When I checkd it later it had 20 comments on the picture . I was feeling good until I read the comments and lookd at the picture again . I left looool my vibrator on the the bathroom counter . FML

#19609877
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11260) - you deserved it (58823)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27466) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13235) - you deserved it (41561)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement . Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate . FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (50428)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

yesterday I took off the trainingheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her looool how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML

#19510185
93 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a woman was staring at me!! This went on fir about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore!! I screamd at her to cut it out!! It turns out she had a lazy eye!! FML

#19472127
148 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

TODAY, I SAW MY 22-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND BLOW HIS NOSE INTO HIS HAND, THEN WIPE HIS SNOT ON OUR COUCH. THERE WAS A BOX OF TISSUES DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM. FML

#19374256
93 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, mah girlfriend calld me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decidd to go lift some weights. A few reps in, mah arm crackd an mah first reaction was to squeal like a pig. fat FML

#19187002
97 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today ile I was eating lunc at work I practically ad a panic attack cuz I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was going for a walk an I kapt smalling paa wharavar I want. Aftar about an hour , I finally figurad out that tha small was ma. My dog had paad on mah swaatshirt. FML

#19166292
91 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 7:28am - animals - by katams - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't knowhat the hell was going on in mah head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625
124 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

today I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner he said he had to go get something from his car. When I askd what it was he smild an said it was a surprise. I waitd fir mah surprise fir half an hour. Then I decidd to pay the bill an go home an cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55063) - you deserved it (3402)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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