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fallen_dragonkin
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1974 (37 years)
  • Number of visits : 2719
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fallen_dragonkin : live in uk but czech originally. bored on my day off, so looking through the site.

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML

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On 06/02/2011 at 9:01pm - love - by nikto (man) -

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45452) - you deserved it (2997)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm - love - by dammitvasquez - Canada

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

#15321178 (248)

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On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80951) - you deserved it (4311) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

#15248792 (94)

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On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703 (350)

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On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

#14740346 (109)

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On 01/28/2011 at 4:12am - love - by ashdk -

Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML

#14739407 (147)

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On 01/28/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by snappyPi -