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falafalo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1937
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About falafalo : I'm a med student. That about sums it up...

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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

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Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65281) - you deserved it (6061)

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