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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2301
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About falafalo : I'm a med student. That about sums it up...

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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


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Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML


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