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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 January 1990 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2634
  • Number of comments : 505
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About fakedsincerity : death is only the end if you assume the story is about you. (◕‿◕✿)





if you message me i probably won't reply because i am horrible at small talk and have horrible anxiety for one-on-one chats. sorry. ·-·

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fakedsincerity's favorite FMLs

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11628) - you deserved it (1700)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

#21521764
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18155) - you deserved it (1380)

On 02/01/2016 at 11:37am - love - by anon (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

#21521749
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19982) - you deserved it (1847)

On 02/01/2016 at 10:54am - kids - by notsoproudfather - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I confronted my husband about a pair of panties I found in his office. They're his. He put them on to show me that they fit. FML

Today, my whack job of a father told my 8-year-old son that his cat deserves a bullet to the head for being so damn stupid. FML

Today, my girlfriend made a patronising post on Facebook, "to all you guys out there" saying how having sex with a drunk person is straight-up, 100% rape. I pointed out that she's had sex with me several times after I've come home drunk. That pissed her off. Now I'm single. FML

#21520025
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22329) - you deserved it (4289)

On 01/27/2016 at 10:35am - misc - by 404: Sanity Not Found (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML

#21519950
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20464) - you deserved it (1829)

On 01/27/2016 at 2:59am - work - by NotYourToy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML

#21519206
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21533) - you deserved it (1814)

On 01/25/2016 at 9:09am - kids - by anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, on my second day at my new job, my supervisor told me that I was ready to make a sale on my own. Things were going well, until said supervisor interrupted my sales pitch, apologized on my behalf for being new, and stole my sale. FML

#21517552
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20316) - you deserved it (1168)

On 01/20/2016 at 9:37pm - work - by TheNewSalesRep - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

#21515486
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21791) - you deserved it (2188)

On 01/15/2016 at 5:56am - kids - by DatAss (woman) -

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML

#21514013
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16048) - you deserved it (20123)

On 01/11/2016 at 4:04pm - love - by lonely - United States (Idaho)

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

#21513338
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22195) - you deserved it (2198)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:07pm - love - by Jack (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML

#21511488
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19918) - you deserved it (3160)

On 01/04/2016 at 6:13pm - kids - by bushy brows - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML

#21511030
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21467) - you deserved it (3849)

On 01/03/2016 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by ywouldudomelikethat (man) - United States (Washington)



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