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Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to eyebrows!! I now have very little of eyebrows remaining, an just as little idea which idiot looool in family pulld this stupid excuse of a prank!! FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 3:39pm - misc - by I will find you and I will fucking fuck y (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today , my grlfriend dumpd me 4 another guy. Last week , she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, mah boyfriend wrote me a long poem that endd with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwd yur sister". FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today.. . my girlfriend an I decidd to try a new place to eat . On our way home we both had upset stomachs . As we racd into the house we realizd niether of us could hold it any longer . Having only one bathroom.. . I let her go first . She explodd on the toilet an I explodd in my pants . FML


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On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States

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