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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 December 1996 (16 years)
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Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

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On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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