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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML


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Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML


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