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Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML

Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML

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On 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML

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On 07/06/2014 at 11:39pm - work - by notoneatall - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML

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On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

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On 05/18/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by lemongrab (woman) - Canada

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

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On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

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On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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On 05/09/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by romancocks - United States (Florida)

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

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On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML

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On 05/08/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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On 05/03/2014 at 6:38am - health - by cocacola999 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

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On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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