About faeryofshalott : I'm an avid reader and I love playing sandbox games on my pc. :)
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Today, I had to abandon my normal duties and help out the electrician my boss called, all because my boss couldn't handle speaking to him since he was attractive. She's in her fifties. I'm in my twenties and I'm the more mature one. FML
by C8H18 / 08/10/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, the owner of the restaurant I work at texted me to let me know the manager does not want me to come in anymore. Why? I'm the most praised of the staff by the customers and they love me, which makes the manager look bad. The owner hired me solely for customer service in the first place. FML
by browneyedgirlx3 / 08/07/2016 at 11:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by r1has / 06/29/2016 at 4:01pm / Pakistan (Punjab) / Miscellaneous
Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML
by KereKris / 01/14/2016 at 7:11am / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
Today, I broke up with the guy I was seeing because he has a bad temper. He refused to believe me and decided that the best way to prove me wrong was to completely destroy my newly built house, inside and out, while I was at work. FML
by hi_im_ughlee / 11/04/2015 at 10:36pm / Love
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML
by smoothies14 / 09/11/2015 at 9:15pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by hamiltonma / 07/04/2015 at 1:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
by bonzo / 06/22/2015 at 10:41am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by blemarooney / 05/01/2015 at 7:34pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Earplugged / 01/25/2015 at 12:01am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML
by sirphilmckraken / 08/08/2014 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML
by AndrewKeane / 06/09/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my… Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different… Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end…