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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fadedddiamonds : made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions ت

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Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23152) - you deserved it (1940)

On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51816) - you deserved it (7838)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41887) - you deserved it (15149)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:22am - health - by muffin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML

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112 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 8:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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