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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 July 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26946) - you deserved it (18332)

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