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Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (2654)

On 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by swana99 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by artmfanforever - United States (Nebraska)



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