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fMYYYlife
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fMYYYlife : A perfectionist..

Smart, kind, happy, optimistic.

Tall, tan, skinny, beautiful, and ugly.

Love is what i desire Compassion is what I feel Kindness is what i give Friendship is what I treasure Discrimination is what i hate Rejection is what I fear Family is what i love Time is what I need New friendships are what i look for My father is who I miss Heart-break is my pain You are what im waiting for My heart is what I offer Jenna is who i am..

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Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML

#5682176
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30105) - you deserved it (6725)

On 10/06/2009 at 1:33pm - misc - by Crotch_Rocket_Rider (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43935) - you deserved it (5686)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30906) - you deserved it (7085)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

#4639027
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12999) - you deserved it (62176)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94202) - you deserved it (4542)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53946) - you deserved it (21842)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)



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