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About fMYYYlife : A perfectionist..
Smart, kind, happy, optimistic.
Tall, tan, skinny, beautiful, and ugly.
Love is what i desire Compassion is what I feel Kindness is what i give Friendship is what I treasure Discrimination is what i hate Rejection is what I fear Family is what i love Time is what I need New friendships are what i look for My father is who I miss Heart-break is my pain You are what im waiting for My heart is what I offer Jenna is who i am..
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Friday 5 February 2016