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About ezrocks4u : Hi, I am just some kid who is now, somehow, a legal adult. I am a musician, I play primarily guitar, but also play bass weekly for my church, baritone ukulele, and a few others I am not yet proficient at.
I also enjoy woodworking, I have built several electric guitars from mostly scratch, and would live to go to trade school... But I am currently stuck in college :(
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML
Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML
Friday 5 February 2016