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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ezrocks4u : Hi, I am just some kid who is now, somehow, a legal adult. I am a musician, I play primarily guitar, but also play bass weekly for my church, baritone ukulele, and a few others I am not yet proficient at.
I also enjoy woodworking, I have built several electric guitars from mostly scratch, and would live to go to trade school... But I am currently stuck in college :(

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Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML


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On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML


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On 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by forkmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML


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On 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML


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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

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