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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 160
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Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML

#19661266
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I agree, your life sucks (23951) - you deserved it (4161)

On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18101) - you deserved it (6008)

On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines

Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML

#19656531
142 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 10:11am - work - by Rebecca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML

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On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
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On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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