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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About eyesmile27 : Yeah. Hi.

You know how most people just talk incessantly about themselves on these things. Well I want to know how you are doing.

Are you doing well? Is life good? Do you like your hairstyle? I do. It's very flattering. But after all, you know you are beautiful.

YOUS A SEXY BEAST! Rawrr!

Do you like KPOP? (No that does not equate to learning/listening to only Gangnam Style).

Are you a feminist? GIRL POWER RULES!

What's your favourite colour? Movie? Song? Artist? Painter? Scientist? TV Show? Place in your house?

Do you like to dance?

Tell me everything. It's not like I'll stalk you and try to steal your identity.

You are too beautiful to be stolen.


About me though:
Turns out, I'm a horrible commentator. Must stop this. Now.

Actually no. Scrap that last part.

At least you're still beautiful.

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eyesmile27's favorite FMLs

Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML

#20628307
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45058) - you deserved it (13666)

On 04/28/2013 at 6:24pm - love - by shameless - United States (Georgia)

Today my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

#20616531
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46964) - you deserved it (3652)

On 04/23/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by traitor (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

#20529387
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43969) - you deserved it (6710)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

#20484951
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32067) - you deserved it (4551) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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