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About eyesmile27 : Yeah. Hi.
You know how most people just talk incessantly about themselves on these things. Well I want to know how you are doing.
Are you doing well? Is life good? Do you like your hairstyle? I do. It's very flattering. But after all, you know you are beautiful.
YOUS A SEXY BEAST! Rawrr!
Do you like KPOP? (No that does not equate to learning/listening to only Gangnam Style).
Are you a feminist? GIRL POWER RULES!
What's your favourite colour? Movie? Song? Artist? Painter? Scientist? TV Show? Place in your house?
Do you like to dance?
Tell me everything. It's not like I'll stalk you and try to steal your identity.
You are too beautiful to be stolen.
About me though:
Turns out, I'm a horrible commentator. Must stop this. Now.
Actually no. Scrap that last part.
At least you're still beautiful.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Monday 5 October 2015