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eyecon502
  • Town/Country : 502, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 March 1975 (39 years)
  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About eyecon502 : Me, me, me, me...is all I ever think about. Bah-dah-dah-dah--dah.

Psst...I'm a stalker...but only part-time.

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Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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