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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 580
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About eyeIoveyou : "Tell me it's alright, just for one night. I'll show you what it feels like, how to feel like. To be hugged, to be kissed, be thought of and to be missed. Let me be that part of you, I can be that part of you. I see that you're breaking, your heart is breaking. Here's my end if you'll take it, we can make it out of all this mess; no more stress. I can be that part of you. I'll try my best."

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Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

#18643236
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28400) - you deserved it (5012)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42250) - you deserved it (5141)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9898) - you deserved it (67239)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45704) - you deserved it (5496)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

#6461319
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31211) - you deserved it (7084)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by HeSaysImNoBeard (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15054) - you deserved it (14418)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)



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