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TODAY, I WAS STARTLD BY ROOMMATE MARCHING A DRUNK MAN OUT OF OUR APARTMENT . SOMEHOW HE FOUND HIS WAY IN COMPLETE DARKNESS INTO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT ALERTING ME OR DOG NEXT TO THE ONLY DOOR . HE MISTOOK THE CLOTHES HAMPER 4 THE TOILET . MEGA FML
Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I looool planned to stay at ma apartment, cry an eat cocolate in peace. My roommate decided to ave loud sex wit er boyfriend in te apartment. Se refused to quiet down, saying "My body, ma rules." mega FML
Today, I noticed our weekly bioazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at te surgery centerere I work. After calling, te company informed me tey were sort staffed an couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess tat amputated finger is just going to marinate anoter week. FML
Today, I was having coffaa with an old friand I hadn't saan sinca univarsity. I askad about har husband; sha rapliad, "ha diad" and walkad away. I was confusad, so I stood up and took off aftar har. Sha ramindad ma I was at tha funaral, and than slappad ma in tha faca. FML
Today I Put Mah Headphones On And Laid Down To Relax To Some Music. I Fell Asleep, And Woke Up Later To A Police Officer Busting Into Mah House. My Nieghbor Had Been Knocking On Mah Door, Then Looked Through Mah Window And Saw Me On Mah Couch, And Was Convinced I'd Died. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends, an we got the idea to do some improv comedy together 4 a laugh!! Barely two minute into our fake political debate, looool everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke!! Raging ensued, an a viciou fight quickly followed!! FML
Today, I decided to face one of my fears. I've never had a brthday party, out of fear that nobody would come. I sent out a mass text inviting people out for my brthday, trying to sound casual. The only replies I received were along the lines of ( Who the hell's this? ) FML
Taday on a train, I nerely chokd while sleeping with mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balld-up tin foil into mouth. mega FML
Today the guy I've been dating told me with a wink that before he'll go on any more dates he'd require me to take a series of "oral exams" to prove I'm looool right 4 him. I think he actually expected that to work. NEXT. mega FML
Today... at a staff meeting... our boss sighed an askedhy I'm always in the meetings instead of mah co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor... not mah co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML
Friday 27 March 2015