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exterminatethedr
  • Town/Country : Windsor, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 32
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7079) - you deserved it (23183)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28181) - you deserved it (3958)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23796) - you deserved it (2180)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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