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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (23 years)
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About explodedtaco : I'm an asshole. I spend alot of time thinking about what I will think about in the shower

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explodedtaco's favorite FMLs

Today, I was messing around and tried to catch a piece of cereal in my mouth. I accidentally slammed my head on the counter behind my couch. FML

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20562) - you deserved it (1646)

On 01/02/2016 at 12:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in an attempt to broaden my horizons in another sport besides swimming, I succeeded in getting a frisbee spiked into my face. FML


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On 12/02/2015 at 11:22pm - misc - by fishoutofwater - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25152) - you deserved it (3299)

On 10/28/2015 at 12:11am - misc - by welp - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML

Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28076) - you deserved it (2637)

On 10/19/2015 at 7:10am - animals - by bluebelle - Australia

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML


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On 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm - work - by RIPcareer - United States (Maryland)

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML


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On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML


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On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, I woke up in sleep paralysis, hallucinating the sight of children hanging from the ceiling. Now I'm scared to sleep. FML


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On 09/10/2015 at 8:32am - health - by bwoolf96 -

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML


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On 08/29/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by mumfordandsonimdisappointed - United States

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML


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On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - misc - by lefthandspanker (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized how cheap I am when I blacked out at a water park and some one yelled "Call 911!" I tried to mutter out "No, that's too expensive!" FML

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