About explodedtaco : I'm an asshole. I spend alot of time thinking about what I will think about in the shower
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explodedtaco's favorite FMLs
by christinaannxo / 01/08/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by fishoutofwater / 12/02/2015 at 11:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Ajax_Teh_Great / 10/20/2015 at 3:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
by bluebelle / 10/19/2015 at 7:10am / Australia / Animals
by RIPcareer / 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML
by Bex98 / 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/21/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML
by dammit / 09/12/2015 at 4:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by mumfordandsonimdisappointed / 08/29/2015 at 1:09am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lefthandspanker / 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by extremereviews / 08/16/2015 at 6:14pm / United States (Texas) / Health
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to… Today, I was texting my crush and he told me he had his eye on a certain girl. As he continued to… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,…